tefinden0 | Grah. Money. The world's whore.

Used, Abused, taken advantage of and desperate for. Money. Of course.

I have to figure out, how in the hell I'm to come up with all the money I need. *taps forehead*
I need a plane ticket, Approx. $320.00 I need the money.. Now. Money handy, $2.79. I'll find it somewhere. *Dives into the couch cushions.*

By April 26th, Money for:
2 Prom Tickets
Hotel
Flowers
Dinner

okok I can handle this.

If I make 25hrs per check, and I get 5 checks between now and April 26th, then I will have, Minus the days off, approx. $800. Taking out $20 a week for food and gas *please don't go any higher damn you gas pump* is approx. $200. Leaving me with around $600 come April 26th... almost.

$20 a week for food and gas gives me.. 8 for gas *whimpers*, 4 for a school lunch, 8 for Lunches on the days I don't eat at school. But if I'm sneaky, I can steal my mom's gas card every now and then, run to the pump, fill'er'up and have that $8 for the weekend so, I can roll $2 in quarters and see a Seal's game or something.

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I've already thought about getting another job, but no where will let me take off for Spring Break, it's just not going to happen, neither for Prom, which is crucial to this plan being a sucess, duh.

I've already started collecting coke cans. .35 cents per pound, if I can get around 8 trash bags full I might be able to get around $30. Start chugging. This idea is hopeless.

I've already inquired to my mother about earning some money around the house, she says she'll give me $20 a week for filing and doing paper work in the office. That's good, it'll pay for my food during the week so I won't have to take that out.

Also, Prom falls on my birthday, so hopefully, this being my 18th birthday and all, My Family will send me some Money, which would be very useful.

Income tax returns come in (I don't know when god damnit but they're coming.) and I should be getting maybe, perhaps around $700 back, which would put me at ease if it got here anytime soon. (Shakes a fist at the IRS).

Also, if I get straight A's (God help me out here), I get $50 from my dad. If I get A's and B's I get $30 from dad. And if I get A's, B's, and a C on my report card dad sends me 20. Anything else and I don't send the card because he'll charge me.

Also, I can go around whimpering to people, and sitting outside stores beging for Prom money. Heyyy I bet those old people might feel some charity towards me. *hmmm*

And worst comes to worst, I'll start selling organs. Non-neccesary of course. I want to be alive to see ... well. I want to be alive, let's leave it at that, yes?

If Anyone else has any money making idea's, that don't invovle sex, lies or the the dealing of illegal products, let me know about it. Maybe it can help me out.

I've already thought about buying porno and selling it to horny underaged boys, but I'm not 18 so it still doesn't work. Thank you though.