Such abnormal humans.
Dec. 14th, 2002 12:13 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tefinden0I was thinking today about inanimate objects while I was opening boxes today. this is what I found out.
All humans that I've ever seen (except Jon) get mad at inanimate objects or take out thier anger on inanimate objects for no aparent reason. Why? Because it's normal? Why is that normal? cause we're all insane.
I was opening boxes and they wouldn't open, there were too many staples. So I was yanking on them and the muscles are all coming up on my arm but I couldn't get it. So I was tugging and it finally came up but the staple slit my finger. I looked at it, saw th eb lood and flipped out on the boxes. i was all *AHHHHHHHH DIE!!!* and grabbed it and yanked it down, snapped the staples off and went on like that for awhile, just ripping the hell out of the boxes.
Same with Video games, can't win? Throw the remote, smash the remote on the table, You're pissed. You're loosing. It must be the remotes fault.
Walking down the hall and trip on an uneven surface? Look back and mutter 'stupid thing'
At a resturant and they said 15 minutes and gave you one of those little flashy box things. an hour later it still hasn't flashed and you have the insane urge to throw the thing against a walll? oh yeah.
at school and your in the middle of a test and your lead breaks/run out of lead and you just want to shove it into someone's eye.
Most everyone has done something like that, and if you haven't chances are you don't WANT to remember, because you have. Maybe not as extreme as me, but something.
All humans that I've ever seen (except Jon) get mad at inanimate objects or take out thier anger on inanimate objects for no aparent reason. Why? Because it's normal? Why is that normal? cause we're all insane.
I was opening boxes and they wouldn't open, there were too many staples. So I was yanking on them and the muscles are all coming up on my arm but I couldn't get it. So I was tugging and it finally came up but the staple slit my finger. I looked at it, saw th eb lood and flipped out on the boxes. i was all *AHHHHHHHH DIE!!!* and grabbed it and yanked it down, snapped the staples off and went on like that for awhile, just ripping the hell out of the boxes.
Same with Video games, can't win? Throw the remote, smash the remote on the table, You're pissed. You're loosing. It must be the remotes fault.
Walking down the hall and trip on an uneven surface? Look back and mutter 'stupid thing'
At a resturant and they said 15 minutes and gave you one of those little flashy box things. an hour later it still hasn't flashed and you have the insane urge to throw the thing against a walll? oh yeah.
at school and your in the middle of a test and your lead breaks/run out of lead and you just want to shove it into someone's eye.
Most everyone has done something like that, and if you haven't chances are you don't WANT to remember, because you have. Maybe not as extreme as me, but something.
