Things that Barbie should do.
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tefinden0Suicidal Barbie. - Anounncer Voice - Just in! Suicidal barbie! Ken's left her for the rougher Female GI and barbie's had just about enough! Comes with a a knife, razors and needles. Look! She really bleeds!
Death Row Barbie - Anounncer - Bad bad Barbie, it pays to have a good lawyer but she won't know now! Now she's In Death Row! Dressed in bright orange coveralls with strapless flipflops. Comes equiped with handcuffs, anklebands and ball and chain. And for a limited time, you can purchase the extension set! A Real life miniture electric chair OR Operating table both come equiped with basic tethers and restraints.
You're child with have lots of fun with these sets! Really electricute Death Row barbie! Or inject her with nerve killing injections that will infinetely kill her! Buy Now!
Mental Patient barbie - Announcer - Pleading insanity was a good choice for this barbie. Dressed in her pocketless white coveralls and bed slippers she'll be your best, insane friend! And when she's acting up just take her to her VERY OWN shock therapy room and give her 'buzz' That's a good barbie, you won't talk back again will you?
Mentally Handicapped barbie - Announcer- barbie's had a bit of an accident now, she's drooling and urinating on herself but that's what you're here for! Equipped with her wheelchair with handy restraints you'll be able to wheel her around anywhere you want, without fear of her falling out! Don't forget to clean out her urine patch and wipe up that little mess she made on her cheek.
Diabetic barbie - Announcer - Seems like barbie had TOO much fun in her young years and ate up all the candy there was. Now she's Diabetic and has to watch her blood Sugar level. Coming with her own blood tester you can prick her finger and check her blood sugar level every 4 hrs! And just in case she has an attack after eating one too many no-sugar-added apple pies she comes handy with a bottle of insulin and a hperdermic needle.
Death Row Barbie - Anounncer - Bad bad Barbie, it pays to have a good lawyer but she won't know now! Now she's In Death Row! Dressed in bright orange coveralls with strapless flipflops. Comes equiped with handcuffs, anklebands and ball and chain. And for a limited time, you can purchase the extension set! A Real life miniture electric chair OR Operating table both come equiped with basic tethers and restraints.
You're child with have lots of fun with these sets! Really electricute Death Row barbie! Or inject her with nerve killing injections that will infinetely kill her! Buy Now!
Mental Patient barbie - Announcer - Pleading insanity was a good choice for this barbie. Dressed in her pocketless white coveralls and bed slippers she'll be your best, insane friend! And when she's acting up just take her to her VERY OWN shock therapy room and give her 'buzz' That's a good barbie, you won't talk back again will you?
Mentally Handicapped barbie - Announcer- barbie's had a bit of an accident now, she's drooling and urinating on herself but that's what you're here for! Equipped with her wheelchair with handy restraints you'll be able to wheel her around anywhere you want, without fear of her falling out! Don't forget to clean out her urine patch and wipe up that little mess she made on her cheek.
Diabetic barbie - Announcer - Seems like barbie had TOO much fun in her young years and ate up all the candy there was. Now she's Diabetic and has to watch her blood Sugar level. Coming with her own blood tester you can prick her finger and check her blood sugar level every 4 hrs! And just in case she has an attack after eating one too many no-sugar-added apple pies she comes handy with a bottle of insulin and a hperdermic needle.
