Freakin' OUT!
Sep. 19th, 2002 10:39 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tefinden0I took my mom to Open house Tuesday night and she just freaked out on me. The first thing she did when she walked thru the door was say 'Where are the soda machines.' I showed her to one and she began yelling when she discovered there were no Diet soda's. Mom->" The the fuck?! Why aren't there any god damn Diet sodas? What if I'm diabetic? I guess if I'm diabetic I can't drink any of your fucking soda's huh? Diabetics can't drink soda in this school huh?!" Screaming and just.. going nuts, I calmed her down and we went off to see my first teacher it was ok, after a few we're walking down the hall I'm thinking everything is ok and she turns to me and says, out of no where 'if I ever see you wearing my necklace, i'm going to rip it off your neck. If I ever see you with my earings I'm going to tear them out of your ears. And if I EVER see you even looking at my jewlery cabniet I'm going to kill you." and she didn't exactly say it softly. now.. to understand how insanly.. insane this is you have to realize that I never have and dont' plan on, wearing any jewlerey. No earings, no necklaces no nothing. Say it a little louder mom so IRS can hear you. Then she's walking down the hall after this little episode and just lights up. In the middle of school she's just going to light up a ciggerette and smoke it like it's no big deal... damn.
So I have things calmed down again and we're going to my last class, everything was cool till my teacher says, in jest. 'how do you raise kids these days?' an obviously retorical question but my mom took it upon herself to talk for the next 5-10 minutes telling my teacher how to raise her 2 yr old son. My mom giving my teacher (My favorite teacher this year she's just so funny, but you'd have to be there to understand the humor.) the run down on how to properly raise a child. My mom is NOT mom of the year. She is not mom of the WEEK for that matter. My mom might be lucky to win the Mom for a Minute in the final stretch of 'best moms in Apopka, 2 week marathon' when they've run out of every other woman who has given birth. I'm not saying she's a bad mom, she does stuff for us and she does watch out for us but she is NOT the best mom in the world... Needless to say that teacher hasn't looked me in the eye since.
Now to add insult to injury, I went out to show my mom the parking spot I painting and just walking down the sidewalk she rips one. I mean she RIPS one. Non-chalantly. It's amzing how she does it. She doesn't even look back, just strolling and BAM there it goes. Like a friggen rocket took off or something. There was a guy running on the track about 100 yrds away that seriously stopped and turned around to look at us. not that I have a self-esteem, or any kind of reputation at all at school but just.. her doing it was just.. please don't. you know?
Anyway.. that was it for that day.. Except when she 'wet her pants' which... is not something to share with everyone. Just know. It was not pretty.
So I have things calmed down again and we're going to my last class, everything was cool till my teacher says, in jest. 'how do you raise kids these days?' an obviously retorical question but my mom took it upon herself to talk for the next 5-10 minutes telling my teacher how to raise her 2 yr old son. My mom giving my teacher (My favorite teacher this year she's just so funny, but you'd have to be there to understand the humor.) the run down on how to properly raise a child. My mom is NOT mom of the year. She is not mom of the WEEK for that matter. My mom might be lucky to win the Mom for a Minute in the final stretch of 'best moms in Apopka, 2 week marathon' when they've run out of every other woman who has given birth. I'm not saying she's a bad mom, she does stuff for us and she does watch out for us but she is NOT the best mom in the world... Needless to say that teacher hasn't looked me in the eye since.
Now to add insult to injury, I went out to show my mom the parking spot I painting and just walking down the sidewalk she rips one. I mean she RIPS one. Non-chalantly. It's amzing how she does it. She doesn't even look back, just strolling and BAM there it goes. Like a friggen rocket took off or something. There was a guy running on the track about 100 yrds away that seriously stopped and turned around to look at us. not that I have a self-esteem, or any kind of reputation at all at school but just.. her doing it was just.. please don't. you know?
Anyway.. that was it for that day.. Except when she 'wet her pants' which... is not something to share with everyone. Just know. It was not pretty.
